I always sit back at this time of year with a sense of anticipation – what new and wonderful diets will be offered to the ever gullible and desperate ground of people who still haven’t discovered that fad diets are only helping them diet themselves fatter. And last night I saw one that I think is really going to be a hit. Seriously – it’s called the (wait for it …. drumroll… and I really am not making this up) Taco Bell Drive Thru Diet! Now if you could read the fine print flashed across the screen in a flash which only a speed reader could read I’m not quite sure what you’d find it said (no doubt some disclaimer or something about so long as you’re only eating a very low calorie diet) but the point is you can’t

read any of them – and there were at least two I saw flash up and instantly disappear. But drive-thru? Hey that’s really helpful when it comes to losing weight (wonder if one of those disclaimers don’t tell you that you actually need to exercise to achieve the weight loss their model apparently did). And oh…what do we do with those salivating tastebuds as that little packet is handed through the drive-thru window and those smells hit our car? Wolf it down and drive through the drive thru again? But lucky thing… the model did say (more than once) that her “results weren’t typical.” Now on that score, I’m willing to bet she’s right. You just have to love this time of the year – it’s so inventive!!!!

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[Forum] The New Taco Bell Diet